Baydöner'in çıtır pidesi, Taze kesilmiş leziz döneri. "Canın çektiyse bir kere, içinden geldiği gibi ye!" Coss! Baydöner!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Auuoaoauuauaouaua- Oooooooooooooo... Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Auuoaoauuauaouaua- Oooooooooooooo... Oh yeah! Auuoaoauuauaouaua- Oooooooooooooo... Auuoaoauuauaouaua- Oooooooooooooo... Auuoaoauuauaouaua- Oooooooooooooo... Oh yeah! Auuoaoauuauaouaua- Oooooooooooooo... Auuoaoauuauaouauooooh.

Dağ başını duman almış Gümüş dere durmaz akar Güneş ufuktan şimdi doğar Yürüyelim arkadaşlar Sesimizi yer, gök, su dinlesin Sert adımlarla her yer inlesin Sesimizi yer, gök, su dinlesin Sert adımlarla her yer inlesin, inlesin! Bu gök, deniz nerede var Nerede bu dağlar taşlar Bu ağaçlar güzel kuşlar Yürüyelim arkadaşlar Sesimizi yer, gök, su dinlesin Sert adımlarla her yer inlesin Sesimizi yer, gök, su dinlesin Sert adımlarla her yer inlesin, inlesin! Sesimizi yer, gök, su dinlesin Sert adımlarla her yer inlesin Sesimizi yer, gök, su dinlesin Sert adımlarla her yer inlesin, inlesin!

Are you ready--? January, January, May, May, May, February, July, January, Juno- August! August! August! (st- st- st- st- st-) October, October, O- O- October, t-t-tober, December! (No) December! (No) December! These are the- These are the- Are the- are the- These are the twelve months of- Twelve months of- twelve months of- (?) *reversed* (?) Alright! Now let's try to sing them together. (?) *sped up + reversed* (?)

It's all forgotten now, the trouble and the pain Forgotten, every word I said Forgotten, every tear you shed We're still in love It's all forgiven now, we're back in Lover's Lane And though we wandered from our way The corner's turned and we can say We're still in love For you and I, and everybody Must learn to give and take We'll find, like everybody It's worth it for happiness' sake It's all forgotten now, we're happy once again Our trouble gone beyond recall And making up is best of all We're still in love

OKAY GUYS. THIS IS SONIC4 HERE AKA ERAY AND I'VE FINALLY FUCKING LOST IT. BECAUSE THIS SCHOOL IS GENUINELY OUT OF THEIR MINDS!!! OKAY? THEY- I WANNA JUST SCREAM OUT MY LUNGS, LIKE- I JUST WANNA THROW A FUCKIN' FIT, I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL, AND JUST DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THERE BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE THIS TIME TABLE!!!!!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? SERIOUSLY! WE CAME TO THE SCHOOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT AUDACITY THEY HAVE TO REMOVE ALL OUR BREAKTIMES. THE LESSON TIME IS FUCKING ONE HOUR LONG AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO GIVE US A DOUBLE LESSONS. SO YEAH. YOUR ASS AIN'T LEAVING THAT CLASSROOM FOR TWO HOURS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET? "OH YOU GET A SMALL LITTLE 20 MINUTE BREAK" LIKE AA- A-A--AAH!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SCHOOL BRO? SCHOOL SO BAD, IT DRAIN YOUR SOUL OUT. SCHOOL SO BAD, IT MAKE YOU WANNA DIE, BRO. I- I HATE THIS NEW TIMETABLE MAN... I WANNA- I WANNA GO TO THE MANAGEMENT AND FUCKING BEAT THEM UP PERSONALLY, SO I CAN GET THEM TO CHANGE IT BACK. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THEIR ASSES AIN'T LISTENING. THEY ACTUALLY- LIKE- THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEGIT TRYING TO MAKE OUR LIVES WORSE AT THIS POINT. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS- THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ETHIC MORALS, OKAY? THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ETHIC MORALS NO MORE, BRO. LIKE- IT AIN'T FROM THE ETHANOL GIRLS NO MORE, IT AINT FROM THE... I DON'T KNOW WHATEVER PROBLEM ELSE I WAS COMPLAINING- THIS IS ACTUAL REAL BUSINESS. LIKE THIS SHIT SO BAD, THAT IT GOT ME MAKING ANOTHER RANT. IF I HAD THE ENERGY TO MAKE A RAP SONG ABOUT THIS, I WOULD TOTALLY DO IT. BUT I'M SO FUCKING TIRED THAT I- I CAN'T EVEN MAKE ANYTHING, LIKE- I- I'M JUST SAD, LIKE- I'VE BEEN LOOKING BACK AT MY LIFE AND CRYING TEARS OF NOSTALGIA 'CAUSE BACK THEN WE DIDN'T SUFFER. LIKE, WE USED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE TIME TABLE AND SHIT, BUT THIS IS WAY WORSE!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTE HELL. LIKE THIS IS LEGIT ABSOLUTE FUCKING HELL, AND I'M SO SICK OF IT, AND I WANT EVERY SINGLE STUDENT TO GO OUT INTO THE GARDEN AND JUST REFUSE TO GO TO THE LESSONS, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IF WE'RE TOGETHER THEN THEY CAN'T SAY SHIT TO US! OR, WHAT ABOUT BETTER. I WANT ALL OF THE PARENTS TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGEMENT! (THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN SOON, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM, BUT-) I WANT A LOT OF PEOPLE TO COMPLAIN, BECAUSE IF THEY KEEP THIS- IF! THEY! KEEP! THIS! FUCKING! TIMETABLE! I'M ACTUALLY GONNA LOSE IT. LIKE, I- THIS TIMETABLE IS SO BAD, IT MADE ME WANNA DROP A SEQUEL TO "ALL THE MEMORIES FROM THE UNDERGROUND CLASSROOM." (BY THE PROTAGONIST.) YEAH, THAT'S HOW BAD IT IS. IT'S SO BAD, I WANNA GO BACK THERE AND FUCKING CRY OUT MY SOUL, I- I DON'T KNOW, I- IT'S SO BAD, I- I WANNA ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE, THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE, OKAY? AND I'M JUST SO TIRED OF RANTING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY, THING, THAT I CAN, DO! OKAY? IT'S THE MOST AGRESSIVE RANT OUT OF ALL OF THEM. 'CAUSE I'VE ACTUALLY, FUCKING, HAD, ENOUGH WITH THIS- THESE PEOPLE ARE PSYCHOPATHS!!! THEY DON'T GIVE US BREAKS!! THEY DON'T GIVE US BREAKS, YOU HEAR ME?? YOU HEAR ME???? WE HAVE TWO HOUR LESSONS. EVERY LESSON IS ONE HOUR; WE HAVE DOUBLE LESSONS SO THAT MEANS: WE, SIT OUR ASSES, FOR TWO! HOURS! WITHOUT ANY BREAKS. AND THE ONLY BREAK WE GET IS A SHORT FUCKING 20 MINUTE BREAK, AND THEN TWO HOURS OF LESSON AGAIN! AND THEN A 45 MINUTE LUNCHTIME, AND THEN ONE HOUR OF LESSON, A SMALL 5 MINUTE BREAK, AND THEN, ANOTHER, ONE HOUR LESSON, AND THEN SCHOOL'S OVER. LIKE WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? THEY THINK WE'RE JUST LIKE FUCKING ROBOTS OR SOMETHING, LIKE THEY THINK WE DON'T HAVE A SOUL? LIKE WE- LIKE THEY THINK THAT WE CAN JUST LEARN, WE CAN JUST STUDY ALL DAY LONG. LIKE WE FUCKING CANT!!! IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY, AND PSYCHOLOGICALLY PROVEN! THAT STUDENTS CAN'T TAKE MORE THAN 40 MINUTES! SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU GREEDY ASS SCHOOL. YOU'RE TAKING AWAY OUR FREE TIMES, YOU'RE TAKING AWAY OUR FREE TO LIVE. OKAY? OUR WILL TO LIVE IS GONE, CAUSE OF YOU, DUMB, FUCKING, MANAGERS!!!!! I WANNA SCREAM OUT SOME FUCKING MORE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH STALE ALBUM THIS IS GOING TO, IT'S GOING TO OFF THE CHARTS. IT'S GONNA GO BECAUSE I'M, SO, SICK OF IT!!!! OKAY? I HATE THIS SHIT BRO I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. YOU ALL!!! NEED!!!! AAAAH!!! I FF- FUCKING CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN. FUUUCK!!!!

Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows Anything goes Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose Anything goes If driving fast cars you like If low bars you like If old hymns you like If bare limbs you like If Mae West you like Or me undressed you like Why, nobody will oppose When ev'ry night the set that's smart is Intruding at nudist parties in studios Anything goes When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her) Can get Russian reds to "yes" her Then I suppose Anything goes When Rockefeller still can hoard enough money To let Max Gordon produce his shows Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today And that gent today You gave a cent today Once had several chateaux When folks who still can ride in jitneys Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys Lack baby clothes Anything goes If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction Instruct Anna Sten in diction Then Anna shows Anything goes When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up Now turns a handspring landing up on her toes Anything goes Just think of those shocks you've got And those knocks you've got And those blues you've got From that news you've got And those pains you've got If any brains you've got From those little radios So Missus R., with all her trimmin's Can broadcast a bed from Simmons 'Cause Franklin knows Anything goes! Thank you...

Mine eyes have seen the glory Of the coming of the Lord; He is trampling out the vintage Where the grapes of wrath are stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning Of His terrible swift sword; His truth is marching on. Glory, Glory Hallelujah! Glory, Glory, Glory Hallelujah! Glory, Glory Hallelujah! His truth is marching on. He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! Be jubilant, my feet! Our God is marching on! Glory, Glory Hallelujah! Glory, Glory, Glory Hallelujah! Glory, Glory Hallelujah! His truth is marching on.