Snooker loopy nuts are we- we Me and him and them and me- me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue- cue Pot the reds then screw it back For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black Snooker loopy nuts- nuts are we We're all snooker loopy- loopy Now ol' Milo as we all know's Got loadsa dap- dap- dappa suits London bred and he keeps his head Though he's got- got Italian roots Emotional but he keeps his cool 'Til he reaches the finals And whether he wins or whether he don't "I ALWAYS BITE ME EYEBALLS!" Now our friend Den- our friend Den- Den- Den, hours he spent- spent Down the snooker hall On the old green baize his mates seem amazed The skills with a snooker ball But them long shots, he never ever got Why? The old mind boggles But nowadays he pots the lot "CAUSE I WEAR THESE GOGGLES!- GOGGLES!- GOGGLES!- GOGGLES!" Snooker loopy nuts are we- we Me and him and them and me- me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue- cue Pot the reds then screw it back For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black Snooker loopy nuts- nuts are we We're all snooker loopy- loopy Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff In the valleys of the land of song And as the reds he puts to bed He likes to sing along "If I win", he says with a grin "It can only help me, can't it?" "I'll celebrate, I'll buy another eight" "HAIRBRUSHES FOR ME BARNET!" But old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone And his mates all take the rise His opponent said, "Cover up his head 'Cause it's shining in my eyes" When the light shines down on his- down It's a cert he's gonna walk it It is just not fair giving off that glare "PERHAPS I OUGHT TO CHALK IT!" Snooker loopy nuts are we Me and him and them and me- me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds then screw it back For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black Snooker loopy nuts- nuts are we We're all snooker loopy Steve last year come very near To winning the snooker crown But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'Cause the black ball wouldn't go down His manager a go and said "Sod that ball!" But it helped him make his mind up Now he don't care who wins this year "CAUSE HE'S GOT THE REST OF US SIGNED UP!" Snooker loopy nuts- nuts are we Me and him and them and me- me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue- cue Pot the reds then screw it back For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black Snooker loopy nuts- nuts are we We're all snooker loopy- ----py Snooker loopy nuts- nuts are we Me and him and them and me- me We'll show --- what we can --- With a load of -------- a ------ker ---- cue -------- Pot the reds then screw it back For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black- and black Snooker ----loopy nuts- nuts are --we- ---we We're all snooker -----loopy -----py Snooker ----- nuts are --- We're all snooker ---loopy ---loopy Snooker loopy nuts- nuts are we We're all snooker ----loopy

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Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart Doe lak ik dan zedde strak Ook 'ne snooker-maniak Ik spelde vreuger vogelepik En van tijd ook boomeke-wies En ik was 'ne krak op de pitjesbak En van pokeren ook ni vies Mor af en toe, ja da wette goe Begint da te vervele Toen zag bibi op den tellevisie "E snooker-matchke spele!" Ik docht verrekt...ik gon direkt Gelak die kerels doen Want ge wèt mor nooit...weurre kik ooit 'ne snookerkampioen En van in 't begin, dan vloge kik 'r in Ik leerde de strafste stote En nà is 't zovâr op den biljâr "Zennekik 'nen hele grote!" Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart Doe lak ik dan zedde strak Ook 'ne snooker-maniak Nà zee die van mij...zeg luisterd' is gij Wa vangde gà nà allemol aan Vanaf dà gij dà spelleke spelt Ziede gij mij nimîer staan Da snooker-spel da 's goed en wel Mor gij zult moette kieze Blèfde gij begot zo'ne snookerzot "Dan pak ik mijn valieze!" Ik zee mè 'n air...da d'is ni fair Dà kunde toch ni doen Want verleje keer worde nog zo fier Op oewe snookerkampioen En lieve chou...versta me goe Ik laat aa nooit ni valle Mor astemblieft...'k zèn verliefd "Op m'n keu en al m'n balle!" Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart Doe lak ik dan zedde strak Ook 'ne snooker-maniak Ik zèn pertang van nikske bang Mor ochgottekes mè 'n toernooi Dan hemmekik dan daver over heel me lijf En 'ne kop lak 'n savooi Ik loer en ik mik en ik stoemp En iedereen roept "a mok et" En ik zeg wèral bà de lesten bal "'t is allemaal in de pocket!" Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart Doe lak ik dan zedde strak Ook 'ne snooker-maniak Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard... ...has sat in his chair for the whole of this final frame.

FANTASTIC AND WITH EMBASSY WORLD SNOOKER CHAMPION FROM 1982 IS ALEX HURRICANE HIGGINS COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED AS HIGGINS STANDING OVATION THROUGHOUT THE 1000 PEOPLE HERE AT THE CRUCIBLE THEATHER IN SHEFFIELD. ALEX PERRET AND HICKENS AFTER 10 YEARS HAS REGAINED THE TITLE OF WORLD SNOOKER CHAMPION.